Bedtime Stories For Unexpected Guests

I came across this magnificent item a little while back and forgot to post it so here it is. Some people might think I’m friggin’ retarded when I say “I wish somebody would break into the crib so I can get my freebie” because, let’s face it, alot of people today are weak, overmedicated cowards and bitches. Any sorry som’bitch illegally enters the home you have the right to protect the shit out of yourself and boy would I love to “protect” myself. 32 shots might overdo it but hey, I was in fear for my life. A judge may or many not buy that defense so hopefully, should some nut shit pop off, I wouldn’t overdo it…but I can’t make any promises. Anyway, check this shit out.
Anyone interested can cop one or a few at StarAndBar.com

The image below is pretty much self-explanatory.