Donald Trump Mugshot T-Shirts Now Available
Yeah so we have a few Donald Trump mugshot tees available in the shop section of the site. Normally I don’t pay any attention to the goofy political sideshow acts but I dig how Trump has all these crooked old mummies in D.C. so terrified that he just might be president again that they’re pulling out all the stops. The last time I checked he was in the hole $40 million from lawyer fees. That was like 2 weeks ago so who knows what the bill is now.
Now let me be crystal clear here: I don’t care one way or the other who the next president is because whoever it is has already been decided by the powers that be. All this voting bullshit is only there to make most Americans think they have a say in something in this country. They don’t. Freed you say? In the words of the late great George Carlin “paper or plastic, Pepsi or Coke. That’s your freedom” Anyway, I just find it extremely hilarious that Donald Trump has the D.C. muppets *so scared to death* of him that they indicted him (and his team) 4 times and he’s still cracking jokes about those assholes. Anyway, I figured I would figure out a way to capitalize off of the fuckery because, quoting Rahm Emanuel, one of Obama’s old sidekicks, “you should never let a good crisis go to waste”. And I won’t. Any funds received from the sale of the tees will be considered my reparations for all the jail time I had to do for breaking the bullshit laws the politicians themselves are exempt from. Fuck ’em all. The next senile episode Sleepy Joe Biden has just might be the next tee I make.
Anyway. check ’em out below.
The official mugshot image was too grainy & blurry to use so I used this one above. It gets the point across. You can find the above tee right here.
The second tee is just some ill shit someone put me on to and I said fuck it. You can grab that one right here.
Or you can do yourself a favor and grab ’em both!! Plus you can show your contempt for politicians & government.
