Social Media Is Straight Trash
I’ll be the first to admit that I do, in fact, act like an asshole sometimes on social media…especially on Facebook. Sure there’s a bunch of hot chicks, cool cats that I fuck with and some decent groups but the entire platform as a whole is now absolute trash.
Maybe it’s because I just did 31 months in prison and my tolerance for goofy/weird/sucker shit is non-existent. Maybe alot of people on Facebook are just fuckin’ noodles.
I remember when I used to post all types of wild, crazy shit on there: Mexican drug cartel execution images, crime scene photos, all types of craziness, and nothing would happen unless my post was really outta pocket and someone reported it.
I had one guy actually inbox me and say the images I recently posted (decapitated cartel victims with the skin removed from their faces) actually gave him a panic attack LMAO. Anyway, he didn’t report my post but I did take the pics down.
Now though, I mean since I came home, everyone is weak, pathetic clowns. You can’t hardly curse on there anymore, you can’t post half-naked chicks, you can’t even mention any type of violent shit or they place restrictions on your account.
From what I see and what I’m reading on the ‘net Facebook is on it’s way out anyway. Zuckerberg lost a shitload of money & sanity when the whole Metaverse thing fell apart and AI took over so he got what he deserved, that fuckin’ flea.
Fuck outta here Facebook, you hoes.
What Happened To the ‘Gram Tho?
Now Instagram used to be the cooler/better platform but now it’s mostly all upity/snooty fucks pretending to be rich, acting like their account page has treasure maps and hidden locations for the holy grail posted on them jawns.
I seen one asshole had on his page “any follow requests without DM explaining what’s needed will be ignored”…it’s Instagram asshole, maybe people just wanna sneek a peek at your images. If you don’t want the people on the internet to see your shit you post don’t post it on an image-posting platform.
And the live/stories of everyone faking how great their lives are, how rich they are (acting), how much money they have, etc. is tired and corny now. Nothing but fakeness and fraud shit.
Maybe it’s me…maybe jail fucked me up after the whole COVID lockdown shit, which was like straight hole time for 31 months…
Then again, not to toot my own horn, but I am a cool motherfucker lol…I dig alot of the fly shit that’s goin’ on right now, I just can’t stomach the fake, fraud shit and the corny-ass “my life is sooo great, just watch” bullshit in every other post.
I’ma tell what’s really poppin’ on Facebook & Instagram- graffiti, cats & dogs & other animals (because animals are better than humans) and the hoes…I love the hoes on all platforms posting pics with their tits out and their legs spread wide open. You can never go wrong with smut.
It’s All About the Money
And now Instagram is all about the paid accounts…they randomize everything, show you straight fuckshit and “sponsored accounts” from people trying to sell me cheap shit for way too much money…it’s like they hide the thorough folks and let the clowns and assholes run wild.
Even people I know who used to pay for the adspace on IG are hard to find anymore, it’s like the assholes took over from the inside. All they’re concerned about is selling adspace and “sponsored accounts”. That shit is sad bro cause Instagram used to be poppin’…I stopped using Fuckbook for a while and was strictly IG until all the money shit started.
They should just turn it into an e-commerce platform like Etsy or Shopify…fuckin’ pricks.
Twitter is in the clear for right now, even though Elon Musk is fuckin’ shit up left & right over there. I haven’t used that platform in years and just made a new account, so I’m sure I’ll be hatin’ on Twitter in notime.
I guess I’m just getting old…nah, fuck that, them jawns are trash. Maybe something better will come along, kinda like a PornHub-slash-Tumblr-slash-Flickr…anybody creates that shit I want in.
Anyway, I’m off to gamble on the online casino jawn, I’ll holler.
